Black Spider-Man (circa Secret Wars)
Artist: Bob Layton, Mike Zeck
This alien symbiote responds to Spidey's thoughts (and at the time it was an MJ x Gwen threeway) and takes him web-swinging at night while he sleeps. OK, it ultimately turns Eddie Brock into Venom but SCREW A SYMBIOTE, YO THAT MURDERED-OUT SUIT IS FRESH. Seriously, anyone disputing this costume's rank should come see us. Because you are HILARIOUS.