Bryce Harper is/was on a crusade to make baseball fun again. And while that might be an impossible feat for the sport of baseball, the NFL is competing super hard to be the biggest buzzkill in all of professional sports. Commissioner Roger Goodell is not cool with any fun, celebrations, or acknowledgment of what the cool kids on the Internet are digging. You wanna do a small dance after scoring a touchdown? Nope. You wanna give props to a teammate in the end zone for scoring a touchdown? Nope. You wanna buy a jersey featuring the name of everyone’s favorite dead gorilla? Nope.
The NFL is a huge petty money-making machine and needs to be roasted. Don't understand why? Here are 14 Times the NFL Was Petty as Hell.