27 years ago today, J.J Watt was born. And to celebrate his transition from the uterus to the real world he brought more than 20 of his Texans teammates to his cabin in the "middle of nowhere" Wisconsin (a.k.a. the bulk of Wisconsin) to workout and play laser tag. Here's a caption from the Pro Bowler himself:

If ever there was one quote that could sum up J.J. Watt it's "[E]veryone wanting and willing to work towards one common goal," being said about his teammates on his birthday. It's up to you how to interpret that. But we'd say it's probably one of the reasons he has three Defensive Player of the Year Awards. Oh, and also a bunch of endorsement deals.

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