You might read the headline and say "How is this a story?" Well, let me justify it. Coach K is 68, dances like this:
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...and is Coach K.
So yeah, file this quote under shit we didn't expect:
Never in a million years would we have guessed*.
*Or even given it a half a second of thought.
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