#DeflateGate is officially a thing, and every single NFL fan on the Internet wants you to know that they have an opinion on it. Whether it's an angry columnist from Newburgh, Ind. or an armchair quarterback who is convinced that Bill Belichick was sent from hell to ruin football, everyone has got something to say about the New England Patriots and their deflated balls.
Of course, for every flyover purist calling for Brady and Belichick's heads on a silver platter, we have a Boston chowderhead rushing to espouse their conspiracy theories and defend their beloved franchise. "Everyone does it," they say. "At least we didn't bribe an official or anything," they say.
Pats fans: You aren't necessarily wrong. Based on the information that's starting to pour in, it's becoming more and more clear that the Patriots aren't the first team to use deflated balls. They likely won't be the last.
However, that doesn't make your collective indignation and anger any less funny. As the reports are rolling in, the truthers are coming out. These are the 12 loudest and most vehement New England Patriots fans on the Internet right now, from the commenting cesspools of Bleacher Report, Barstool Sports, and even yours truly.
Too Many Takes
"A Privilege"
A Win Is a Win
Everything Is Illuminated
Oh, the Irony
LOUD NOISES
Can We Get a Spell-Check Over Here?
Wait, He's Back!
Third Time's a Charm!
Gotta Hear Both Sides
Thanks, Obama
Roger Goodell = Vince McMahon?
ADMIT It
"Think About It"
