There is still plenty of time remaining in today's 2014 World Cup semifinal match between Germany and Brazil. But we are fairly very confident that Germany is going to advance to the World Cup final. Reason being, Germany scored not one, not two, not three, not four, but five goals—yes, FIVE GOALS—in the first 30 minutes of the match to take a 5-0 lead. And barring a miracle—like, say, Neymar fixing his fractured vertebrae and then multiplying himself by 11 at the half—there's no way that Brazil is going to recover. No way.
As you might imagine, Brazil fans aren't handling this loss very well. They're crying. They're pouting. And they're demonstrating a level of struggle that only Denver Broncos fans could relate to right now. Soccer fans as a whole are reacting with a certain sense of disbelief as well, as they can't believe what they're seeing on their TV screens at the moment.
To prove that, we gathered a bunch of the craziest tweets that we've come across about the #BrazilvsGermany match so far. They should give you a better sense of exactly how bad things have gotten for Brazil and its fans over the course of the last hour. Check them out below...
Whoa I CANNOT believe this game #BrazilvsGermany— Jenn Van Grove (@jbruin) July 8, 2014
They are scoring faster than I can type 140 characters. #BRAvsGER— T.J. Holmes (@tjholmes) July 8, 2014
This is like when you're playing FIFA and you pic Germany and go against Brazil on rookie mode— MAX JR (@MAXJR617) July 8, 2014
@GreggDoyelCBS Is Brazil playing Ronda Rousey?— brian martin (@bambam1028) July 8, 2014
What time does the Germany-Brazil game start? - Brazil players at halftime.— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) July 8, 2014
Jim Ross watching Brazil: "By God Count Faster! Put Them out of Their Misery!" "Will somebody stop the damn match! Enough is enough!"— RybackRAGE (@RybackRAGE) July 8, 2014
This is such a train wreck but I just can’t turn it off. #BRAvsGER— Ben Parr (@benparr) July 8, 2014
Brazil stopped trying. Again, have some self respect. Try to score 1, then 2...Don't just give up.— Dan Levy (@DanLevyThinks) July 8, 2014
This never would have happened if Brazil had put Landon Donovan on the roster.— Jordan Brenner (@JordanBrenner) July 8, 2014
At least Brazil still has #GiseleBundchen! lol— David Benjamin (@thetoyman1) July 8, 2014
Brazil now officially looking forward to 2018 World Cup in Russia, where Germany has always struggled.— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) July 8, 2014
Brazil are conserving energy for the third-place game?— Tim Kawakami (@timkawakami) July 8, 2014
Is there a kickstarter for Brazil yet? #BRAvsGER— Rory Scovel (@roryscovel) July 8, 2014
My 4th grade gym class team could beat Brazil tonight.— Garret Sparks (@GSparks40) July 8, 2014
It's OK, Brazil, orange wedges at halftime and pizza after the game. Yay!— Gregg Doyel (@GreggDoyelCBS) July 8, 2014
After the game, Brazil can just say they got hacked.— Maurice Bobb™ (@ReeseReport) July 8, 2014