Absolutely nothing makes sense nowadays. Roy Hibbert is out here scoring zero points in two games. There are five Game 7s. Damian Lillard is out here giving heart attacks at 1:30 in the morning with a game-winning three-pointer to send the Rockets home—right after Chandler Parsons made a shot that almost was the clincher.

The Blazers beat the Rockets 99-98 for their first playoff series win since 2000. It's the first round of the playoffs, and it's already been too much.

[via SB Nation]