Getting a vasectomy doesn't sound like very much fun. In fact, it sounds like hell. But you know what makes a vasectomy about 1,892,416,395 times better? Getting a vasectomy right before the start of the 2014 NCAA Tournament. Let us explain.
Every year, thousands of men undergo vasectomies. And the smart ones do it this week in order to take advantage of the fact that, if they're going to be forced to sit at home all day and take it easy after having a vasectomy, they might as well do it while there's 12 hours of basketball on every day over the course of four days. It's why so many urologists see a spike in patients when March Madness rolls arounds—and why CNN just devoted an entire story to writing about doctors who use the tournament to their advantage and offer special deals for vasectomies in mid-March.
"We do have [in March] typically about 50 percent more vasectomies than in other months," Dr. Ed Sabanegh of the Cleveland Clinic in Cleveland, Ohio told CNN. "A lot of patients come in and say, 'I have to have this during March Madness, you have to talk to my wife about it. Tell her what my limitations are and that I need to be on the couch.' They'll even tell us to exaggerate a little about how long it takes to recover."
Wow. Who knew? To read the whole CNN piece, go here.
Anyone in the mood for a vasectomy now? Errr...
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[via CNN]
