Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a world-class figure skater like Evgeni Plushenko—who is favored to win the individual men's gold medal at the 2014 Winter Olympics later this week—did a routine set to Ginuwine's "Pony"? Probably not. But someone out there did. And the result is this four-minute video of Plushenko running through a routine that he used to do with "Pony" playing over top of it. If he actually did this, how would the judges not give him 10s across the board? Ha.
Well played, Internet. Well played.