Team: Golden State Warriors
Stats at All-Star break: 49 G, 20.5 PPG, 7.3 RPG, 2.1 APG, 1.2 SPG, 1.5 BPG
Joe Barry Carroll (or "Joe Barely Cares") got his career off to a promising start, but we're willing to bet even despite this All-Star selection, the Celtics are pretty happy they ended up with Kevin McHale and Robert Parrish instead (the Warriors drafted Carroll with a pick Boston sent in exchange for Parrish). Carroll was actually a solid scorer when he could stay on the floor, but his .472 shooting percentage that season was on the low end for a big man, and he did not grab nearly as many rebounds as a forward playing 30-plus minutes a game should. Can you say "soft"?