Alabama Man Robs a Pizza Delivery Guy in Dumbest Way Possible

If he was trying to get caught, he's a genius.

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A man in Alabama has probably been listening to too much Dead Prez lately. Michael Antonio Long was arrested Thursday for allegedly robbing a pizza delivery guy. The way he did it made his capture an inevitability. 

Police say Long ordered a couple pizzas to his own home. When the delivery guy showed up, Long and a few friends used a couple handguns to jack the guy's money, wallet, and, of course, the two pizzas. The delivery guy was able to give police a solid description, and neighbors interviewed by the police identified the subject easily. The cops had to be shocked to find out Long would rob someone at his own house. Shocked and stoked that their job was so easy for a day. 

Long should have listened to Dead Prez's "Hell Yeah" more closely and realized stic.man said nothing about ordering the pizza to his own place. 

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[via Huffington Post

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