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YO THE KNICKS GOT MUTILATED YESTERDAY AT THE GARDEN B. NOT ONLY DID THEY LOSE BY AN EXPONENT THEY LOST TO THE FUCKIN CELTICS B. THAT SHIT IS WILD IRRITATING BECAUSE THE CELTICS ARE STRAIGHT TRASH AND BEING FROM BOSTON ARE THE NATURAL ENEMY OF THE KNICKS. ALSO YO LOOK HOW WASHED KEVIN GARNETT IS AHHAHA YOU WASHED YOU CLOWN!!! HE NEED THOSE ULTRA NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES HES ROCKIN IN THE COMMERCIAL TO BLOCK OUT HIS KNEES SCREAMING AT HIM. THAT MUTHAFUCKA LOOKS LIKE TOLLUND MAN. I KNOW THAT GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CELTICS REALLY BUT FUCK KG. GET HIM THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
KNICKS NEED HELP THOUGH. I HAVE THE ANSWERS SWAY. EVEN KANYE CAN'T FRONT ON THE KNOWLEDGEGOD.
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