Are you a a guy who is thinking about proposing to his significant other right now? You're pretty much screwed. Because between this proposal that took place last week at a Bulls game and the proposal that Andrew McCutchen cooked up for his girlfriend Maria Hansloven earlier today on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, there is absolutely NO WAY that you're going to be able to top the proposals that have already taken place this month. But good luck trying!

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[via The Ellen Show]