We've only ever gotten one press release that begins with "Zombies beware!" and we honestly wish we got more. I's a relief after wading through pages and pages of pseudo-flowery over the top praise for whatever insignificant change has been made to whatever boring car this week.
What the zombies need to be wary of is the new fan-designed Zombie Survival Santa Fe. The modifications list is long, and includes more blades than you can shake a severed head at, and armored hatch, a roof mounted .50 caliber machine gun, an automatic crossbow, two hood mounted machine guns, an extremely silent muffler, and camo paint.
It was designed by a fan named Anson Kno.