Two words: Tony Romo.
Applies to: Cowboys
"Suck" is a relative term. In this case, it sucks to be a Dallas fan because, no matter what hot start you're getting off to, you've got a choker helming your offense during the stretch run. We don't know if it's the cold weather or what, but the Eastern Illinois product consistently can't get it done during crunch time. Romo's coming off an offseason where he was penned to a six-year contract extension, with owner Jerry Jones showing uncharacteristic patience. Still, we'd advise you to enjoy September-November, Dallas fans, because Romo has proved he can gag more than Tiger Woods on the 18th, er, scratch that, than an 18-year-old waitress on Tiger Woods.