Oh, hello there, Robert Griffin III. How's it going today? You look so…WTF? WHY DID A PIECE OF CHEESE JUST FALL OFF YOUR SHOULDER?! Ohhhhhhh! That's not RGIII. That's just a bunch of stuff from Subway put together strategically to look like RGIII. Got it. But still, that's pretty weird. And also, pretty terrifying. But it's not the only object made to look like a pro athlete that has scared the crap out of us. Bleacher Report just put together a list of the most terrifying likenesses in sports figures over here. Prepare to be scared.

[via Bleacher Report]