There are some athletes who have really, really cool nicknames. "Air Jordan"? Classic. "King James"? Very nice. "Johnny Football"? Awesome. But then, there are some others who have really, really bad nicknames. Bleacher Report just put together a list of them over here. Which of these athletes do you think had the worst nickname of all?*

*Our vote is for Doug Martin, who goes by "The Muscle Hamster." Ugh.

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[via Bleacher Report]