This dude chucks everything and acts surprised when he builds a brick schoolhouse by the time the game ends. He also gets mad when he's passed up because, you know, it's not like he just missed his last 15 shots. "Shooters shoot!," he yells. Throw the game and hope that the guy who has next picks you up and relegates Mr. Ball Hog to get layups in whenever the game shifts to the other end of the court.
The Ball Hog