Team: Chicago Bulls
Hateful lowlight: Celebrates SEC championship in 2007 by dancing like a jackass.
Joakim Noah is trolling us all. He shoots like a goon, he looks like a drifter, and talking shit is as much a part of his game as blocking shots and rebounds. Like Jim Belushi, everyone outside of Chicago wishes he'd just choke on a slice of deep-dish pizza already. And, to troll us even further, the one-man meme factory wouldn't have it any other way.