Sport: Hockey
Team: Chicago Blackhawks
Hateful lowlight: Once tore his ACL while purposefully trying to injure another player

Every NHL team reserves a roster spot for some guy whose sole responsibility is to make other players bleed. It's a strange game. Daniel Carcillo, appropriately nicknamed "The Car Bomb," is that dude, only he throws in cheap shots and exaggerated dives for good measure. Worse yet, he looks (and plays) like a strip club bouncer on bath salts. It's only a matter of time before he compliments a knockout haymaker by feasting on an opposing player's face.