Today, Adam Jones of the Baltimore Orioles celebrates his 28th birthday. So, what could he possibly want on the big day? Well, first, let's start with the cake. Hopefully it's not anything along the lines of what Brent Grimes likes to receive. You go ahead and Google that on your own time. Anyway, thanks to a place called Wendy's Custom Cakes, Jones had what he calls "arguably the sickest cake I've ever seen." We gotta agree. It looks good enough to eat... until you realize it's actually cake and not Popeyes chicken. Then, that "fetal position, lying corner of the room" sadness starts kicking in.
Ugh... oh, oh yeah, you can see the cake in the thumbnail.
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[via Adam Jones]
