Howard's going to make a difference off-the-court. You know what that means.
At one point, Dwight Howard made it a point to say that he was going to make a difference on and off the court. Sadly, in our sick, twisted yet logically thinking head, we figured that Howard was referring to playing the Robin to James Harden's Batman by dropping buckets on the court, as well as making it rain on those H-Town strippers off the court.
Or, when Dwight said making a difference, did he mean by increasing Houston's population by getting some additional baby mamas? Either way, he's definitely going to make some sort of difference.