Who: Chad Johnson, NFL Free Agent
Offending tweet: @ochocinco: "#Confession I remember being kicked out of Walmart at age 13 for trying on condoms in the fitting room.. I still don't know what I did wrong"
Consequence: He still doesn't know what he did wrong.
We dont' know what's worse, the fact that Chad admitted to this, or the fact that as a grown man he still doesn't know why this is wrong.