Segways are, to put it bluntly, stupid. Sure, they're kinda fun for like five minutes, but then you realize that you always feel like you're falling off, and you catch a glance off a store window and see how goofy you look. Speaking of falling off, there's also that little fact about the 62-year-old owner of Segway accidentally driving off of an 80-foot cliff on one. We're not trying to make fun of that, but c'mon, how ridiculous is that?
You could try to pump them up by talking about their efficiency, their convenience, and their "versatility," but when it comes down to it, the fact remains that they've given the term "two-wheeler" a bad name. If you need any more reason why two wheels should stick to motorcycles, take a look at these Photos of People Looking Stupid on Segways and try to tell us you still want one.