Date: 3/8/2007
Sport: Hockey
Punishment: 25-game suspension

Hockey and baseball are pretty dissimilar athletic pursuits. Don't tell that to Chris Simon though. When the New York Islander got absolutely wrecked into the boards by the New York Rangers' Ryan Hollweg, he did not simply get off and slink away like a man defeated. No, instead Simon decided to swing for the fences and absolutely crush Hollweg in the face with his stick, cutting Hollweg's face. But fortunately not causing further injury purely by grace of the fact that the stick hit Hollweg's shoulder pads first before it hit him in the face. Despite the positive outcome for his victim, Simon still earned a tidy suspension for the attack.