Ride: Pontiac Grand Ville Convertible, 2007

Since his days on the L.A. Clippers, playing alongside Lamar Odom (the first time), Darius Miles wasn't one to shy away from showing off. Darius garnered an audience off the court with his customized Pontiac Grand Ville Convertible. He juiced up the car with hydraulics, big body rims, and--the most oddly excessive alteration of all--an airbrushed mural of a naked woman and Benjamin Franklin on the dollar bill smoking a joint. Although kids aren't ripping Darius Miles posters out of magazine's and hanging them up on their walls anymore, the baller who went straight to the pros from high school ensures that he's nobody's role model.