Ride: Hummer H2, 2005
This is not a promo vehicle for the Smurfs 3D film. This is what Alfonso Soriano bought with part of his eight-year, $136 million dollar contract with the Chicago Cubs. The all-blue-everything Hummer H2 looks like it was hooked up by Xzibit himself, with a colossal speaker system in the SUV's rear and the outfielder's name emblazoned on a chrome plaque on the front hood. Unfortunately for some unlucky chap, Soriano recently sold this beast.