Once upon a time, Cubs outfielder Alfonso Soriano drove the customized Hummer H2 that you see here. He doesn't drive it anymore, though—we can't say for sure, but rising gas prices and the ridiculous paint job probably scared him off—so it's now for sale through a private seller on eBay. According to the listing, it only has 25,000 miles on it and features, well, pretty much every single feature ever. But the "Buy It Now" price on it is $35,000, which seems as outrageous as the color of it.
That said, if you're interested in it, you can bid on it over here. But before you do, check out some photos of the Hummer in the thumbs gallery above. Seriously, how ugly is this thing? This is proof that you can eff up a perfectly good ride by over-customizing it. Consider yourself warned!
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[via Celebrity Cars Blog]