Gallery: What Your Favorite Athletes Will Be Doing This Summer

Brett Favre

Is he still relevant? No, and that's the problem. It's that time of year where the itch returns and the old rotator cuff starts to feel like it has a few more passes left. Plus, how's that ego going to get stroked without journalistic heavyweight Ed Werder cornering him in the carryout lot? A life without an interchangeable ESPN "reporter" on the lawn isn't a life worth living. Actually having to hash out the Jenn Sterger fiasco with the wife has been more bothersome then previously anticipated, so who the fuck needs a QB!? Jacksonville, Tennessee, got the cell on speed dial.

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