Gallery: What Your Favorite Athletes Will Be Doing This Summer

Alex Rodriguez

The return date's approaching for the formerly respected slugger. That means that the summer spent sitting poolside, picking up blondes with fake tits and pounding illegal supplements (knowing he's got a fully stocked PR team that will help him trick the last of his fans with any faith in him) is coming to an end. That's a lot of work for $35 million. Remember kids cheaters never win. 

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