Date: June 2006
Round: Finals
Best Quote: "No, but I will with your wife."
Player Who Said It: Shaquille O'Neal

The Big Aristotle may have had to take a backseat to D-Wade during the 2006 NBA Finals, but behind the mic the big man was still in charge. This question is probably one of the most ridiculous that has ever been asked in a press conference, and, in turn, Diesel responds with an all-time great answer. Shaq a.k.a. Mr. Steal Yo Girl?