1. Tim Duncan
Tim Duncan is the boring athlete king. He's the best power forard to ever play the game and he's also without a doubt one of the most boring human beings alive. Duncan's never in the news for anything other than his team winning, he's rarely ever shown emotion on the court, and his recent divorce rumors were barely a byline. The most interesting YouTube clips you'll find of Timmy is when he drank some bad gatorade and when he got ejected for laughing on the bench. For a guy with so much game, you gotta wonder how he has so little personality.