Last year, Maxim listed Stephen Colbert at No. 69 on their annual Hot 100 list. So they needed to do something big to top it this year. And they attempted to do so by naming Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend as their 69th hottest woman of 2013.
"We think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love," reads the Maxim blurb for Te'o's fictional GF. "Why not? She's got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini."
Peep the photo they included above. SMH. We can't help but wonder how the 31 girls who finished below "Lennay Kekua" feel about this.