Ludacris, "My Chick Bad"
Lyric: "Now your girl might be sick, but my girl sicker/She rides that dick and she handles her liquor/Knock a bitch out/Annnd fight!/Coming out swinging like Tiger Woods wife."
Golf Score: Bogey. OK. Elin Nordegren swung on Tiger with a golf club. Tiger likes white women. We get it already.