We wouldn't want to make the same mistake John Stossel did and call wrestling fake. Instead we put together this collection of pawnshop worthy, very real swag; the best that eBay currently has to offer for our WWE brethren. Unfortunately there’s a reason most of them remain without bids. It’s possible that it’s a buyer market but it’s also, much more, possible that most people grow out of wrestling by the time they get an allowance. Except of course, Michelle Beadle.

So, before tonight's WrestleMania action begins, check out these Ridiculously Awesome Pieces of WWE Memorabilia Available on eBay Right Now.

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