Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have your testicles destroyed? Uhhhhhhh…probably not. And we don't blame you at all. Just the mere thought of having that thought sounds painful as all hell.
But, last September, Kenyan soccer referee Martin Wekesa got to experience exactly what it feels like to have your testicles destroyed in the middle of a game. He claims that Daudi Kajembe, the coach of the Sparki Youth team in Kenya's national football federation, assaulted him—or, more specifically, his testicles—after he sent a Sparki player off the field.
"He pulled my testicles," he says. "He actually pressed them and I was hanging on him when he was pulling me. I was crying and could not get myself out from his hands. I remember Kajembe told me, raising his hand, 'I can kill you in a minute,' and came directly to my testicles."
Wekesa is now suing the Football Kenya Federation for $240,000 in compensation because he says he is impotent as a result of the attack.
We don't know about you, but $240K sounds awfully low considering what he went through. You sue for $240,000 when you find, like, a finger in your chili. After what happened to him, Wekesa should be looking for at least a few mill, if not more.
Oh, and also: How is Wekesa smiling in the photo above?!? We know it's been more than six months since his testicles got stuck into a human vice grip, but still!
[via Sports Illustrated]