9. Uwe Blab
Teams(s): Mavericks, Warriors, Spurs
Stats: 2.1 PPG, 1.8 RPG, 0.4 APG, 0.1 SPG, 0.4 BPG
His name says it all. The man was born to be a scrub. Blame his parents. And the Dallas Mavs for drafting him and Bill Wennington back to back, in an effort to score their own twin towers to rival Olajuwon and Sampson. You know you're a bum when you're over seven feet and can't stick around the league for more than five years.