Teams(s): Pistons, Magic, Grizzlies, Knicks, Timberwolves, Celtics
Stats: 6.0 PPG, 4.2 RPG, 0.9 APG, 0.4 SPG, 1.3 BPG
Career: (2004-2013)

Poor Darko. It wasn't his fault Joe Dumars had an enormous brain fart and took the Serbian second overall in the 2003 Draft over Melo, Bosh, and Wade. Ten years in, and we're still waiting for Darko to reach his "potential." You can't teach seven feet, and you also can't teach hand-eye coordination. We hope he has himself a successful career in the other hemisphere. Get him all the way the fuck out of here.