Paying full price for a preseason NFL game is totally desperate.
The NFL charges the same price for preseason and regular season games. Yes, you read that right. Sadly, it costs just as much money for you to watch Matt Simms bounce slant routes in a Jets preseason game as it does to see Victor Cruz salsa dance in the end zone during a playoff push.
Preseason football is insufferable to watch on TV, we can't imagine how brutal it must be to witness that garbage live. Some fans are just so insanely desperate for football that they're willing to shell out $400 to sit in a puddle of their own swamp ass to watch Josh McCown fumble snaps off of the Soldier Field turf in August.