In the world of betting, you can put a wager on practically anything and everything. In a random prop bet, a guy named Jacob sent a complaint over to an offshore sports book within the following letter:
Subject: Beyoncé Prop Grading Issue
Hello, account #[redacted]. I'm inquiring about ticket #[redacted], the description of which was:
Super Bowl XLVII - Beyoncé - Beyoncé - Will she be showing cleavage first song - Yes -500
This wager was graded as a loss, and I'm having a hard time understanding why. Cleavage is defined as:
"The hollow between a woman's breasts, especially as revealed by a low neckline."
While Mrs. Knowles-Carter did not appear to immediately be displaying cleavage when she was first shown at the beginning fo the halftime show, she quite clearly was shortly afterward, which was still during the first song. I DVRed the game, and can provide photo evidence of this if deemed necessary.
Thank you for your understanding.
So, uh, Jacob, we hate to break it to you but the team over at Deadspin can confirm that Beyoncé first appeared in a leather-clad top, which you can see in the thumbnails, that did indeed cover her cleavage. Sorry. But hey, maybe clicking through those images of Bey will make you feel better.
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