Hulk Hogan might have to take figure-four leglocks and Alabama slams until the day he dies which—at this rate—will be during a heated tag-team match in WrestleMania 2019. Because his wife took most of his money, Hogan's gracelessly accepted every dollar he's been offered the last five years. And there's no end in sight. 

Tampa's version of June and Ward Cleaver ended their relationship in 2009. In the ugly aftermath, Linda claimed that Hogan used drugs, physically abused her, was a serial cheater, and insinuated that Hogan had an "intimate relationship" with Brutus Beefcake. With his name dragged through the mud, "The Hulkster" defended his honor by starring in a sex tape and making plans to open a "breastaurant."