First things first: Raise your hand if you knew that prostitution was legal in Brazil. Okay, we see a few of you out there. Now, we have a question for you: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!
Uh, just kidding. But, for those of you who are interested in that sort of thing, the Association of Prostitutes in the city of Belo Horizonte in Brazil just announced that they've got some big plans in the works for the 2014 World Cup. Specifically, they're offering free English classes for all of the girls in the association so that they'll be prepared when all of the English-speaking soccer fans of the world touch down in Brazil next year. The classes will start in March and they'll last for around eight months, giving the girls who sign up just enough time to learn all of those dirty little phrases that are running through your head right now.
"It will be important for the girls who will be able to use English to let their clients know what they are charging and learn about what turns them on," Cida Vieira, the president of the Association of Prostitutes, said recently. "And, for the same reasons we are also thinking of offering free French and Italian classes."
Gotta love the dedication! Did anyone else out there just get 100 times more excited for the 2014 World Cup than they were five minutes ago?
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