10 Things That Will Happen When the Lakers' Season Implodes

Metta World Peace changes his name to "F*ck You, Assholes."

He tried. Really, he did. Following the Malice at the Palace and its inevitable aftermath, The Basketball Player Formerly Known as Ron Artest did more or less everything right. Sure, he forced his way out of Indiana after they stood by him through all the fallout, and yeah, he mixed it up unnecessarily with Kobe in the playoffs when he was with the Houston Rockets, but hey, nobody's perfect.

Well, all that's over. Peace, happiness and puppies can get f*cked. QB is back in the building, and "Shook Ones Pt. 3" can't be far behind.

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