Team(s): Boston Red Sox, Chicago White Sox
Years Played: 2004-Present
Accolades: 3x All-Star, 2x World Series Champion (2004 and 2007), Gold Glove Award (2007), Hank Aaron Award (2008), ML Record 238 games w/o an error at 1B (2008)
Badass Justification: "Youuuuuuk," as he's known around the league, is another son of David doing it big on the diamond. A two-time World Series champ with the Boston Red Sox, and a Gold Glove to go along with it, Kevin Youkilis has become one of the more sought after names in baseball. A good hitter with a good glove, and obviously a good sense of humor. The Cincinatti native exchanged Red Sox for White Sox last season, and is rumored to be on the move again. We hear the slugger is bound for pinstripes in the Bronx. A Jew in New York, how could he ever go hungry?