Date: 4/12/2012

There are certain things that everyone lies about: their weight, how often they masturbate, and their athletic prowess while in high school. Skip Bayless tweeted that he "Felt like Maravich" after allegedly winning MVP at a state-wide basketball camp in high school. In perhaps the greatest moment in First Take history, Jalen Rose called out Bayless for barely playing on the junior varsity squad, averaging 1.4 PPG as a senior and gave him a new nickname. Oops. Let this be a lesson to the self-proclaimed folk history of has-beens, the Internet tells all. Don't become a statistic.