7. "Looks Like Tarzan Plays Like Jane"
Guest: Dwight Howard
Topic: Skip Bayless says Dwight Howard looks like Tarzan and plays like Jane
Joining the show via satellite, Dwight Howard is asked who—between he and Skip Bayless—is in better shape? Howard, predictably, answers himself. Bayless responds, "At least I don't look like Tarzan and sometimes play like Jane." Hilarious? Eh. Sexist? You bet. The two stumble through insults towards one another until Bayless invites Howard to debate him in studio. Once again, the First Take host fires a shot for the sole purpose of a professional athlete acknowledging his existence.