23. Fred F*ck Up
Announcer: Mark Rolfing
Is it even fair, blaming the commentator for this? The words are practically the same. Wherever you are, right now, say "Fred Funk" out loud without taking a break. There are five minutes on the clock, and if within those five minutes you can keep yourself from slipping and saying the word "fuck," you win. You win the prize of not being like this commentator. If you're really looking to blame someone, blame Mr. and Mrs. Funk. They fucked over their kid and, by proxy, Mark Rolfing, who just wanted to tell you about golfing.