Bostonians: the baseless self-entitlement of New Yorkers with the boorish, insufferable air of Philadelphians. Rajon Rondo shoots like Steven Tyler looks, but Celtics fans still think he's the best point guard in the league. If you ever want to pick a fight with a ginger kid that dresses like Mac Miller, mention Derrick Rose or Russell Westbrook in Boston Garden. Mark Wahlberg will smash a bottle of Jameson over your head. Seventeen Championships, we get it. But Tom Brady fumbled, Manny Ramirez was on 'roids, and Cheers fucking sucked. Don't get too full of yourselves.