We've all had that "where the hell did I park" moment, but we've never had one that lasted two years. This German guy was out drinking, and when he went to find his car he couldn't find it, even though he was "pretty sure" of where it was. Because as we all know, a drunk guy's statement of "pretty sure" is some of the best evidence there is. 

Recently, a Munich police officer noticed the expired tags on a dust-covered truck and looked up the owner. As it turned out, the owner was only 2.5 miles off from where he parked his truck that one fateful night. Just to add massive financial injury to massive financial injury, there was also $52,000 worth of tools stored in the vehicle. Who misplaces something like that?

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[via Reuters]