1. Jerry Sandusky

Sport: Football
Criminal History: Child sexual abuse
Time Behind Bars: Facing a life sentence

If you ever want to get over a breakup or recently deceased family pet, read the grand jury indictment against Jerry Sandusky. It snaps life into perspective and yours could be a lot worse.

The former Penn State defensive coordinator was recently convicted on a laundry list of sexual abuse charges that range from highly disturbing soap wars with young boys to on-campus rapes. Sandusky who apparently never spent more than a half hour without molesting a kid will spend the rest of his time behind bars.